January 7

The Answer To Fremont’s Recent Crimes… Superheroes

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Between brutal bar fights, break-ins and car thieves, Fremont has seen its share of criminal mischief recently. Perhaps it’s time for the people of Fremont to reach out for a new breed of crime-fighters to help end this tyranny.

It’s time to call in the Rain City Superhero Movement.

Yes, in case you weren’t already aware, Seattle has its own team of Superheroes. They consist of masked vigilante justice-seekers that go by names such as Phoenix Jones, Thorn, Buster Doe, Green Reaper, Thunder 88 and, simply, Penelope.

You laugh but, hey, they’re actually starting to catch criminals in the act…

So if you’re walking along 36th street one of these nights and see a masked man in a skin-tight outfit coming your way, fear not. Then again, here in Fremont that’s what we call “Tuesday.”


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